He's got the Moves (in bed)

We were dancing and this kid was trying to do some elaborated move.  This can easily be taken out of context of course.

I can't do my move because I'm not on a BED!  

......or a trampoline. I need something bouncy.

For Sale?

I came into this conversation in the middle, so I have no idea how it began or what it was even about.  A boy was telling a girl this at the art center.

...And then!  You would like me SO MUCH that you would want to KEEP me and I would say YES!  Cuz I'm on SALE!

Flirting

kid:  You wanna know what a REAL flirt is?  It's when you climb up the stairs and then when you get to the top and you fall down them, your girlfriend is there to catch you.

God and Santa are in Cahoots

kid1:  Did you know God helps Santa?

kid2:  How?

kid1:  To watch the kids and they both can see who is naughty or not.

kid2:  Yeah and Santa helps God too.

kid3:  Santa is getting ready for the new Christmas right now.

kid2:  No he's not!!  He's sleeping!  He has to sleep through July and August and all the way until December then he wakes up for Christmas again.

Moonwalk

We were dancing to the peanut butter and jelly song when one of the girls announced:

"I can do the moonwalk, it's easy.  All's you have to do is walk backwards and then when you stop you spin around at the end."  (demonstration)

Evidently for an added twist, you can do it with your eyes closed.  I never knew!