Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Toe Monster

kid:  There's a monster in my toe.

me:  Oh yeah?  How do you know?

kid:  I can feel him walking around.

me:  How did it get in your toe?

kid:  It climbed in through the top of my shoe!

me:  Why did it do that?

kid:  I don't know...because it wanted to scratch my toe.

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