kid: There's a monster in my toe.
me: Oh yeah? How do you know?
kid: I can feel him walking around.
me: How did it get in your toe?
kid: It climbed in through the top of my shoe!
me: Why did it do that?
kid: I don't know...because it wanted to scratch my toe.
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