Jet to the Zoo

kid(age 5): You know what? A long long time ago when I was a baby I flew a jet to the zoo. And it went REALLY FAST like ffffffffffffwooom. And I puked. Yeah it went so fast that I threw up. And then it went neeeerrrrroooom and I was in a jet crash and I almost DIED! I was in the hospital because I had a broken leg.